There weren’t many dresses at this years Oscars that I didn’t like. There were, however, quite a few average ones.
Winner Meryl Streep gold lamé Lanvin gown wasn’t particularly flattering and was an odd length but much like Sandra Bullock we love her for her acting chops not her clothes choices.
Good Morning America‘s Lara Spencer looked fine… if you like that George Hamilton orange look.
Natalie Portman is one of the most beautiful women in the world. In her vintage Christian Dior Haute Couture strapless polka dotted dress from the 1954 collection she looked like… well a fancy 50′s housewife with a mismatched necklace. Without the polka dots it would have been great.
I was not into Jennifer Lopez’s cut out sleeves that left me feeling uninspired or the patterning emphasizing her bum. Jen, much like Kim Kardashian we do not require reminders that you have a big bum. Through the power of sight we know this. Also how many times is she going to do this style of hair-do.
Emma Stone looked like she was about to be choked by her giant red bow. She was so close to getting it right and yet so far. It’s not hideous by any stretch of the imagination… it’s just that I’ve come to expect more from Emma.
It’s much the same from the normally reliable Rose Byrne who at times looked 
utterly miserable. Her slightly gathered, one shouldered, not quite floor length black sequined gown left me more than underwhelmed.
After doing well earlier in the season Shailene Woodleylooked like a reversed mutton dressed up as lamb… She can’t even legally drink in the States and yet she looks like a 40 year old mother of three
Stacy Keibler looked like a wannabe Oscar trophy. I’m just going to put it out there… I hate metallic dresses and I hate them more when they have a giant bunched up rose thing on the right hip.
Sandra Bullock – A regular on worst dressed lists – made yet another unflattering choice. The enchanting Sandra is improving though…
To finish the list off Anna Farris sported a harsh blonde bob and a sequined tight black dress which made her look a touch like a dominatrix in photographs.
